When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.
do u ever just
get really overwhelmed by how much u love someone
so you just kind of have to sit down and just
i love this asshole so much
scully: *flexes her arms* do you have any x-files on these unexplained phenomenons
one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee